I'm a 162149 year old tap-dancing chicken who lives in a shoe. I run with pointy scissors and talk to rocks in my spare time.

I use only basic MS paint, because I don't know how to use anything else, and i'm not very good at it, but i don't need you pointing it out cos' the whole world knows that already.

I'm a mean rubber chicken who plays the piano and does anime song transciptions, and i chase my twitty kid siblings (plural- as if one wasn't bad enough to deal with), up and down flights of stairs, yelling like a deranged lunatic to keep them from banging my beloved, old, already-battered piano.

I svck? Yes, i knew that.

Oh, and if i'm stupid enough, i may soon put up a picture of myself attempting, once more, to hold a decent conversation to a buncha untalkative rocks.